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joshpeck:

cursedmistakes:

carpe-hana:

#this is it this is american television

that all happened in under 2 minutes

this is honestly a spiritual experience

susemoji:

lordemusic:

moods, washington

when scrolling through this i thought ‘wow dis girl look like lorde’ and then i was like ‘haha i am the correct’

birdystark:

when you type too fast and send “holy hit”

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spookyweedwitch:

rhyse:

i hate when people call their grandparents weird names instead of grandma and grandpa like babooshka or salami

people speak other languages you complete fuckwit

vosska:

pricklylegs:

Any last words…

actual footage of the skeleton war

ninjasander:

Accurate depiction of middle schoolers.

bitch ass kid: *talks while teacher is talking*
teacher: can u not do that
bitch ass kid: what a bitch

bombing:

me: the chuck e cheese security guards were very physical and abusive and i can assure you that i will never return to their rat filled establishment

judge: is it true you were attempting to masturbate in the ball pit while yelling about the illuminati?

me: fuck off. next question