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iandsharman:

notahoe:

my type of public transportation 

"Why were you late in today?"

"Oh, I got tied up on the subway…"

me in 2010: i am straight but i support the community! i love gay people!
me in 2014: gay
me breaking up with my girl: it's not you it's meme
me 10 minutes later: tfw no gf

wakingupinbakerstreet:

stealingcheese:

what kind of guys get into equestrian?

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I CHOKED

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#FAVE

unfollow-immediately:

unfollow-immediately:

the government should tax single straight men

that fee when no gf

liamdryden:

annemarina:

are straight boys obligated to touch the top of every door frame??

We do it as an act of cleansing for the times our hands accidentally brush against our bros’ hands

earthdad:

cokeproblem:

earthdad:

one time when i was in 4th grade i had 14 girlfriends at one time and if you don’t think that is pimping please get out

ok but how many girlfriends do you have now?

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