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shaxaphone:

Billy Ray Cyrus was in Sharknado 2 and they didn’t even make him say “My achy breaky shark.” I am eternally disappointed

mermandos:

y’all try to find the tiniest reason to not support sj/feminism like “oh wow a troll blog once said eating chinese food is cultural appropriation haha sorry i guess i don’t support trans rights at all anymore”

me at home: i've been wearing the same jeans and band shirt for the last three weeks but it still smells alright so i'll keep wearing it
me going away: I NEED ONE SHIRT FOR EACH DAY AND EXTRA IN CASE IT GETS DIRTY AND THE SAME AMOUNT OF JEANS AND SOCKS ACTUALLY NO I'LL NEED EXTRA SOCKS IN CASE IT FLOODS AND DOUBLE THE UNDERWEAR IN CASE OF DISASTER AND ONE NICE OUTFIT IN CASE I GET INVITED TO TEA WITH THE QUEEN

rosaparking:

drunktrophywife:

blacktinabelcher:

Why is this Freddie from icarly

I TOLD YALL HE WAS HOT

WHAT THE FUCK

sobraniies:

five nights at freddy’s porn

tags:
#fnaf

kukitti:

gf: babe come over

me: i cant im an animatronic

gf: my parents arent home

me:

image

guy:

dont flirt with me like this bc i will fall in love with u

awwww-cute:

Took this picture of my dog when I arrived home today, she was pretty happy to see me :)

me, about to get mauled to death by a wolf: puppy! who's a handsome puppy